The Ghutch Couple

Just like no mention of cricket in India is complete without Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar, similarly when you talk about Ghutch, you have to talk about the Great Ghutch Family. And to clear any misconceptions that might have come up in your minds, NO .. All Ghutchians are not a part of this shitty incest-practicing family. :P

The first family of Ghutch was formed by the holy union of 2 unholy souls - Bheem Singh and Ramesh Babu !!
To tell you from the very beginning, it was a warm sunny day in Delhi. Business was going on as usual for the Ghutchians... they had been playing cricket on the sacred ground of McD since morning and to quench their thirst and take a break, they were visiting NIEC Campus. While most of the Ghutchians headed to the cafeteria to grab some water and samosas, our main characters of this Ghutch episode Bheem and Ramesh went away towards the main building under the pretext of "half-nahana" as Shanky would say. The other Ghutchians didn't bother and they carried on with their Samosas.

But when this little detour of Bheem and Ramesh [henceforth called "The Ghutch Couple" ;)] took more time than expected, our Sharmaji began suspecting some Ghutch.
And we all decided to find out whether the Ghutch couple was in any trouble. We were heading towards the main campus building when, voila, the couple appeared. Ramesh was adjusting her [this was when he became she :P] garments and wiping her face as if she had an orgasm just then. Bheem too was sweating profusely as if he had helped Ramesh achieve the ultimate ecstasy.

And seeing these scenes, the Ghutchians knew they had a couple among them. Ramesh would forever be the love of Bheem though she woul deny it many times later but the Gods had spoken, and love was in the air. 

Soon, more episodes came to light and we discovered that even before letting the other Ghutchians know of their corrupt practices of adultery, they had alreay celebrated their "suhaagraat" and a monster "Ms. Jammu" was born out of that mad act. But they did not stop at this, having gone mad with the idea of extending their shitty family Ramesh also bred a "machchar"- Bharati was their second son.

And later, after another few months, we came to know that another Ghutchian too was infact born out of the eggs of Ramesh ... BBC !!! Who would have that such an innocent looking boy was infact a test tube baby... yuck.

But Ghutchians .. the kind-hearted and all accepting people that they are, welcomed all members of the family into the Ghutch gang. Only that machchar still remains an outcast and forever he shall dwell the pitiful suburbs of gutters and naalis.

However, unlike our Hindi movies, this story doesnot end as "Happily Ever After". The sons of Ramesh revolted against her and abused her and called her names. Even Bheem disowned her and left her for Monica and thus the family is in tatters now though they still remain valued Ghutchians and that shall never change. :P