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Mamta, Murphy, Money and more Ghutch

It’s been real quiet here at Ghutch Reloaded for the past couple of weeks. Not because Ghutchians don’t have any more stories or “kalands” to narrate but more because they have realised in the corner of their heart that their escapades are too many and a blog may just not be the right platform to bring them all to light in front of you. Well, that’s just me and others might as well say “Pagla gaya hai saale, blog se achchi jagah kya hogi bakchodi karne ke liye” :P

The Comedy of errors (Ghutch in office)

Well it was a usual team meeting and the freak (my boss) was addressing the bored semi-somnambulated crowd (the team) about how well we screwed and simultaneously squeezed the client this quarter but one thing that went funny and tickled everybody, was his credit to the “Critical Resources”.


Now you may not find anything funny here if you are unaware of the fact that the bastard (again my boss) has issues with ‘R’, more often it comes out as ‘L’(you can also say:”kabhi kabhi uske L lag jate hai”).


So, today the L-effect was somehow at its extreme and every time he intended “Critical” THE WORD CLITICAL CAME OUT!

Anthropophobia

Fear of meeting people or society.

I've largely suffered from this phobia. when i was a kid, i was very shy. didn't used to talk much to other people. it takes me a while to get to know a person closely/personally and only when i feel comfortable, i become friends with him/her. i only have like 10 (countable and accountable lol) "real" friends.

Best Moments, Incidents and Quotes

Someone mentioned on this blog (ahem! Shashank Gupta ahem!) that I haven't posted anything yet. So here comes the pain :P !!

The Ghutch Couple

Just like no mention of cricket in India is complete without Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar, similarly when you talk about Ghutch, you have to talk about the Great Ghutch Family. And to clear any misconceptions that might have come up in your minds, NO .. All Ghutchians are not a part of this shitty incest-practicing family. :P

Complete this Saurabh Parkash

"Saurabh , Jaruri nahi hum jiss se Pyar kare usi se shadi kare, kabhi kabhar nahi ho pata" , me being in love or equivalent to chutia, blinded by that beautiful face with heart stopping smile skipped over the impication of the message. The message was " Saurabh, no matter what happens I wont marry you". But that doesnt mean she was just there to have fun. Its just that she loved someone so much that she could never feel the same for someone else(me).  :'(

 ( let me wipe my tears before i continue again)

            I haven't seen her for a long time (at least not in real world, as i see her everytime i close my eyes)

FROM FB :just came across few lines in a movie....moved me so posting here.....shanky and beta bharat can understand

Itna sannata kyun hai bhai?

Real life incident from a real train journey

This is not a sex story, so stop reading if you are expecting anything otherwise.

hmmm, no matter from where i start or where i end,  the only thing that drove me was love.

Yaadoon ki "bakwass"

Till day before yesterday, we had moved in accord with The Plan of, being in-touch, having same fun we used to have and sharing all our miscreations in a hideous and highly concealed Facebook group;

GHUTCH Defined.

GHUTCH -- This term came into existence at the campus of NIEC or maybe McD (well, I don't exactly remember ... aur ye I'm Lovin It wala McD nai hai ... its I'm Playin It wala -- But that's a different story and for some other day ;)).

Nomenclature @ Ghutch Reloaded

We will start with describing some important terms that you will regularly encounter in all the posts on this blog. So please go through the below list and if you don't understand any of the below just GTFO and don't ask any questions ... this place is not for you !! Read On ...

Dalle Galore - A brief intro of all Ghutchians !!

Welcome everyone to this wonderful world of GHUTCH RELOADED. To know GHUTCH RELOADED, you have to understand what is GHUTCH and for that you need to know a little about all the velle people who are known as GHUTCHIANS. So Hop on to this wonderful journey, you are in for the ride of your life .....