Thursday, 23 August 2012

Dalle Galore - A brief intro of all Ghutchians !!

Welcome everyone to this wonderful world of GHUTCH RELOADED. To know GHUTCH RELOADED, you have to understand what is GHUTCH and for that you need to know a little about all the velle people who are known as GHUTCHIANS. So Hop on to this wonderful journey, you are in for the ride of your life .....


Saurabh Prakash oops Parkash.. funniest guy of all.. and dumbest goalkeeper ever! whenever he sees a beautiful girl, does either of 3 things: instantly falls in love, talks about masturbating and/or goes to the washroom and actually masturbates.. is an awesome fast bowler (sarcasm..remember the tournament?).. man-handles aunties holding a baby (literally)
Hobbies: pressing boobs, watching porn and making jokes

Nakul Bhasin.. is actually a rich guy.. true punjabi (trait- drinks alcohol with his dad).. loves playing cricket.. and proposing(:P).. loves bakchodi (calls it gappe maarna..its real meaning only a few people knows).. dare not take panga with him 'cause he has this huge 6 pound silver kara.. is a foodie & knows how to make butter chicken with extra rogan.. 
Hobbies: playing cricket and watching sports, flying to and fro (india-US)

Vinay Sharma.. favourite movie 10000BC because he was born then (or so is the myth).. is the intelligent one.. will never cheat in an examination (yeah lol).. loves chocolates (both eating and giving it away to girls as well as teachers).. sports freak.. say it to his face that dabas is a better TT player & see what happens.. is fond of abusing.. and "secretly" in love with a girl since the first semester
Hobbies: switching jobs, giving chocolates and bunking classes

Puneet Nagri.. facebook name Vibhu Nangi .. dearest "son" and a caring "brother"(a complete "family" man).. luck doesn't favour him (first person to be called for viva in all the exams..we all know why).. loves to watch american pie.. doesnt-give-a-shit attitude works wonders.. so fucking fond of cracking jokes.. is at times irritating but has the ability to laugh/smile even at tense situations
Hobbies: changing profile pic every day, liking every goddamn status/comment

Saurabh Gupta aka Goku.. ever seen a guy in a movie(like die hard 4) who does all the tech stuff , hacks into FBI and monitors the traffic signal and gets the girl in the end by his charm (not talent :D) ? he's our guy.. checks out every girl in a mall/college but wont comment till the end.. loves listening to music (which brings out harmony in a person).. morality affects actions is what he believes in..
Hobbies: sleeping, "drinking" (not going into details) and sleeping, some more sleeping..did we mention sleeping?

Bharat Chandra Bhagat (seriously? aaj ke zamane mein bhi aisa naam).. no,nothing patriotic about him or his family.. call him bbc.. our mark wahlberg (just resembles).. he's all witty.. his life has been transformed.. from being a bookworm to a super cool guy to hang out with.. apparently eats an apple a day to keep the "doctor" away.. takes his work seriously and just like any other guy loves porn.. 
Hobbies: watching porn again, eye-balling other's advanced mobile phones (esp samsung)

Ashok Singh ... aka Bheem Singh ... done it all and seen it all (sach me .. :P ) Knows all the shortcuts in Delhi ...our very own Google Maps.. And he is the most daring guy we know...who else would dare to give a sneak peek into (yep, you got it right)
Hobbies: stripping, drinking

Nitin "Jain" Chhajer .. aka palindrome.. our entrepreneur.. tallest guy of our group is into activity all the time - working , merry-making , constantly-on-the-go (though leisurely :P).. his "nakli" jain middle-name suddenly appeared after the 8th semester and apparently loves non-veg..
Hobbies: driving, posing in front of the camera

Tushar Wathare (what? his name is tushar?) we call him Anna.. our marathi manus.. his ambition in life is to become a hindi teacher.. either that or he wants to call every goddamn teacher "maam".. is an athlete with loads of stamina.. when angry, can scare the shit out of you.. is so hot that he puts photoshop and fair lovely to shame..
Hobbies: arm wrestling, playing football and cricket (esp custom defined term "fielding") and badminton and other sports

Shashank Gupta popularly known as Shanky .. opposite of stud (proposes a girl in the first semester, dumps her after a few dates, asks her out again in the last semester and then again breaks up with her).. phattu kinda guy (hand him a mobile phone or a piece of paper in an examination hall and you wont stop laughing till three days).. he's very caring and will always "try" to help those in need..
Hobbies: eating (:D), joking around

Umesh Kumar .. or Ramesh or Mahesh or maybe Dinesh we're not sure he goes by what name.. though he'll answer to each of 'em.. he's very particular about carrying a quality from tall, "dark" & handsome (hehe).. 
Hobbies: playing indoor games like chess, giving birth (lol)

14 comments:

  1. ashok singh ka alag hi format mein aa rha hai :P
    pata nahi kyun..
    blogger.com pe jaake , gmail se sign in karke , post kar sakte ho sab log..

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  2. At the outset I thank Mr shashank gupta(public blog hai..aise hi type karna padega) for putting so much effort and all his energy into one blog named as "dalle".

    I am really thankful(Hippocratic) to you for the genuine, apt, and benign intro-duction(change mat karna please).

    please find my concerns/suggestions below:

    !)How the f*** are planning content control.
    !!)Kisi aur ne blog pad liya to !!.
    !!!) Kisi ne dushmani nikalne ke liye(machar, choudhry) hate comments likhe to ??
    !V)Aur kisi ne report abuse kiya to ?
    V)I don't give damn about all the above things.

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    1. hahah =))

      settings tweak karke ho jayega maamla

      anecdotes daalne hai filhaal

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  3. Shanky ... ye Bheem ko highlight krke acha nai kiya tune :P

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    1. Yar vinay wo wahin se copy paste kiya na may be isliye.. jab publish kiya tab pata chala .. lekin kal I'll modify it.. thora aalas kar gya .. type krlena chahiye tha.. was too eager to publish .. didnt like it either

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  4. wat is this love twister(tester)

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  5. Kuch script try kr rha tha.. example ke taur par humare love birds ka naam jodne ki koshish thi..

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  6. Umesh ki hobby =))
    Doosri wali
    RofLmfao

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  7. awesome, ye acha hai bus naam theek kar lo, :P

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    1. :-S
      u mean name change karein from the original?
      like
      saurabh gupta ka goku
      shashank ka shanky
      umesh ka ramesh (lol)
      puneet ka vibhu
      parkash ka prakash (hehe)
      bharat ka bbc
      nitin ka palindrome
      tushar ka anna
      nakul ka sahdev
      vinay ka chocolate

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  8. nhi he s talking about "dalle"

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